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Different cultures, different way of life, different way of thinking, different school buses :-)

School buses are the safest mode of transportation for getting children back and forth to school. School bus rides should be fun and there is a need for school buses all over the world. The main reason why school buses are yellow is because safety rules and regulations in the United States require that school buses be yellow.

Here are some of the most unusual, weird, funny, cute, cool school buses I have found surfing the Internet.

Let’s start in Japan.

USA…

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Israel…

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Philippines…

Nigeria…

Venezuela…

50 hilarious cars that will get you more head turns than a Ferrari, but they won’t get you laid :-)

A recent scientific study confirmed what some already knew. Girls find guys with expensive cars more attractive than those with cheaper cars. They polled a couple hundred women aged between 21 to 40 and asked them what guy they thought was more attractive. They were shown pictures of a man next to an average cheap car, and then showed them pictures of the same guy next to an expensive sport luxury car. The results were very interesting. The girls by a huge majority reported that the more attractive guy was the one in the luxury car. Even though he was the same guy, wearing the same clothes.

I’ve composed a list of the 50 worst cars to own if you want to get laid.

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Do you consider a car a status symbol?
Yes I do!
No, I do not!
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15 best looking Oktoberfest waitresses :-)

I think that Oktoberfest waitresses are pretty amazing. They are famous for their ability to carry up to a dozen one-liter beer mugs at once. I’ve read somewhere that they make enough money during this 16-day festival to live comfortably for the remainder of the year.

In purely subjective, inaccurate, and non-scientific order, the following are the best looking dirndl-clad Oktoberfest waitresses in Munich.

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Oktoberfest is a 16-day festival celebrating beer held annually in Munich, Bavaria, Germany.

The most beer steins carried over 40 meters by a woman is 19 achieved by Anita Schwarz from Germany in Mesenich, Germany, on 9 November 2008 in celebration of Guinness World Records Day.
 

Do you like beer?
Which idiot would not?
Sure.
Yes, love it. Only cold beer though.
Yes and my boyfriend too.
It is okay but I like sweeter beer better.
It is alright it really depends on the beer.
Only the one made in Germany.
Only when I am drunk.
Honestly no, but i ca not stop drinking it.
Not really.
I would not know. I never tried and I do not intend on doing so.
No. Beer is something that I never developed a taste for.
No, it taste crap.
No, I can not stand it.
I do not drink alcohol.
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50 stunning and amazing watermelon carvings :-)

Fruits can be great for your health in more ways than one. One of the most popular fruits that people like to do creative things with is the watermelon. When carved correctly, it can produce fantastic artistic effects. And the great news is that you don’t need expensive tools in order to make a watermelon carving. So here are 50 totally awesome and amazing watermelon carvings for you to enjoy…

Not only do these 50 watermelon carvings leave you in awe about how much work and precision goes into making them, but it will change the way you look at watermelons forever more. Watermelon carving is an art of arts.

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Credit: Takashi Itoh. To see more of Takashi’s stunning watermelon carvings, visit his website http://watermelon-sculpture.com/!

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Credit: Takashi Itoh. To see more of Takashi’s stunning watermelon carvings, visit his website http://watermelon-sculpture.com/!

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Credit: Takashi Itoh. To see more of Takashi’s stunning watermelon carvings, visit his website http://watermelon-sculpture.com/!

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Credit: Takashi Itoh. To see more of Takashi’s stunning watermelon carvings, visit his website http://watermelon-sculpture.com/!

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Credit: Takashi Itoh. To see more of Takashi’s stunning watermelon carvings, visit his website http://watermelon-sculpture.com/!

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Credit: Takashi Itoh. To see more of Takashi’s stunning watermelon carvings, visit his website http://watermelon-sculpture.com/!

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Credit: Takashi Itoh. To see more of Takashi’s stunning watermelon carvings, visit his website http://watermelon-sculpture.com/!

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Watermelon is scientifically classified as Citrullus Lanatus and is a member of the cucurbitaceae family. It’s related to cucumbers, pumpkins, gourds and squash. They are packed with some of the best antioxidants in nature. Watermelons are rich with healthy nutrients such as vitamin A (including beta-carotene), vitamin C, potassium, lycopene, and magnesium. They are good for cardiovascular diseases, some cancers, Alzheimer’s disease, and diabetes too. What’s more, they are low in calories and very nutritious. I love watermelons, they’re so juicy and sweet and delicious. They are especially nice to eat on hot weathers. One of the pleasures of a warm sunny summer day is to be able to enjoy a slice of watermelon. It can also be a perfect health drink because it is 92% water, and doesn’t contain any fat or cholesterol. Furthermore, it fills you up fast because of its water content.

Next time you hit a fruit shop or visit the farmer’s market, don’t forget to reach for watermelon. The children will enjoy its nice crisp taste and messy juices, the adults will enjoy its refreshing flavours, and everyone will benefit from its nutritious value. Just be careful to buy the “right” watermelon. Always choose one that is symmetrical and firm without any bruises. Turn it over and you will see a yellow colour on one side which tellyyou that it was rested on the ground while ripening under the sun, so it’s sweeter and juicer. You can also slap it, and if it sounds hollow, then it’s ripe and tasty.

Which watermelon carving is your favorite?
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I was always asking myself who invented the five-day work week?

Wouldn’t it have made more sense to do like a four-day work week and a three-day weekend :-)

Monday is always the first day back to your weekly routine, being a job or school. Somewhere I read that it’s proven there is people who truly get sick when Monday comes because it is a time that stresses people out when it’s predictable that working day is coming. The blood pressure rises and you get stressed about traffic, issues at work, bosses, and several other small things. It is just the way of life, Mondays is yuck day.

Be passionate about the job you choose to do :-)

Inspirational Quote: WORK IS LOVE MADE VISIBLE
“Your success in any occupation depends on your enjoyment. Loving your work makes the difference. If you enjoy what you do, you’ll be successful. If you don’t enjoy what you do, you won’t be successful. Your chances for success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you derive from what you do. If you have a job you hate, face the fact squarely and get out. You’ll never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. Success in its highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind, enjoyment, and happiness which comes only when you find the work that you like best. You don’t pay the price for success. You enjoy the price for success.”
Khalil Gibran (1883-1931); artist, poet, writer

This is beautiful and looks romantic – to us anyway. For her it was probably kinda weird :-)

Being romantic is hard work. Some people think that romance is easy, that anybody can be romantic with very little work. This is not true. To be romantic there are a lot of things you must know about romance and a lot of situations you must prepare for.
Samuel Stoddard

So, how to be romantic? Little things mean a lot to women. The most romantic things to me are the little things guys do. First and foremost, always be a gentleman. Open the door for her, be a good listener, etc. Tell your girlfrien/wife she looks gorgeous when you first see her in her new dress. But only say it once. If you say it twice or thre times or more, it will just seem corny and fake. Find out what her favorite romantic movies are and try to recreate that atmosphere. Write her an actual letter with ink and paper. While you are dancing be fun! During slow dances don’t put your hands on her ass; Just on the waitst and look into her eyes! Find a nice beautiful romantic place and take her there to kiss or make out. Give her a bouquet of handpicked flowers. And do it with sincerity. Take her and do something out of the ordinary, and be sure to have fun.

Is the moon a banana :-)

The crescent moon looks like Banana! When the lit part of the moon is to the left it is called Waning Crescent Moon and when the lit part of the moon is to the right it is called Waxing Crescent Moon.

It depends on which stage the moon is on its cycle around the earth as the moon make one full turn every 28 days. When the moon looks like a banana only a third of the moon is reflecting the suns light to the Earth :-)

I guess nowadays even cars can have a weight problem :-)


Millions of people all over the world are overweight or obese and the trend is rising.

A recent international survey by the Worldwatch Institute, found that nearly two billion people around the world are overweight. Health statistics were gathered from 177 countries. Researchers there say the trend is being driven, ironically, by rising personal income, which is leading people to eat fattier foods and exercise less. “Every population is getting heavier. Among the industrialized countries the heaviest has been in the United States, to some extent Canada, Britain and Australia,” explained Richard Weil, who led the survey.
(source: voanews.com)

This is what heaven looks like to rabbits :-)

Nobody really knows exactly what does heaven look like when you get there. The word Heaven literally means where GOD lives. I think it’s indescribable. Words aren’t enough, which I guess is why there is no physical description in the Bible. We have only been promised that it will be perfect in every way. It’s fun to imagine what it might be like. It’s going to exceed everyone’s expectations, I’m sure of that.